The No Text Book Blues: It's Michael Jordan's Fault

It's the middle of the semester and student has every pair of Air Jordans but no text book.
Prof: I couldn't help but notice your shoe game, that's pretty tight.
Student: Yea, I know right! These are the Play Offs; I'm getting Space Jams tomorrow.
Prof: Yet, you're earning an F today with great success.
Student: How, I'm doing the work?
Prof: And you're doing it wrong, if you're doing it all. I never see you coming into the class with the books, which are required. But I see you coming into class with a pair of $200.00 sneakers every week. If you can buy shoes like that you can certainly buy the book?
Student: My brother bought these for me. My mom bought me a pair. And my boyfriend got me these.
Prof: Ok, I get that.. Why don't you ask them to buy your books?

Needless to say a new pair of Jordans came into class the next week.