The No Text Book Blues

Prof gets a phone call from a student during an open book online midterm:
Student: Dr. X I got a problem
Prof: what's going on?
Student: Your questions on the midterm.
Prof: it's an open book test that's online.
Student: We talked about this, you know I don't have the book.
Prof: what about the class readings you could have downloaded.
Student: those things are hard to read.
Prof: Well, that's why we have class meetings. What else can I do to help?
Student: You know I've been out of class.
Prof: Well, you got one answer correct.
Student: What's that?
Prof: You, certainly DO have a problem..